Tarot reading (MP3 by email)


Tarot reading (MP3 by email)


Looking for awareness, guidance or a spiritual kick in the pants? Order a reading and let's get 'woke'.

What you get

  • A recorded audio reading

  • An image of your cards

  • Both of the above delivered by email within 7 working days

Note: After you click 'Purchase' a form will appear. Please fill in your name, birthdate and - most important - your question on this form. Then click 'Purchase' again. Side note: You do not need a PayPal account to use the service.


My ethics

  • I focus readings on the here and now, meaning that I don't do full on predictive readings. For example, because life is fluid and I believe in free will, I can't tell you if your ex-partner will return to you. With that said, my readings have a tendency to highlight the energies surrounding a situation along with possible choices and/or possible outcomes.

  • In addition, I don't do 'third-party' readings. For example, I can't tell you if your ex-partner still loves you or not.

  • It is up to you to decide if the information presented during a reading resonates with you or not. It is also up to you to decide what happens after the reading. For example, if you decide to strip buck naked, slather yourself in honey, then run to your ex's place and flop yourself on the shag rug..that's on you. I hope they don't have an ant problem.

Terms and conditions

  • Payment must be made in full before I do your reading.

  • Readings are delivered to you by email within 7 working days.

  • Readings are delivered in an audio file format for download via a link sent to the email address you specified in your order. Please make sure you are familiar with how to play audio files on your computer or mobile device before purchasing a reading. I do not do written email readings at this point in time.

  • You must be at least 18 years of age to book a reading.

  • Readings are for entertainment purposes only and are services.

  • I am not an attorney, doctor or financial advisor. Therefore, I can't provide any legal, medial or financial advice.

  • I reserve the right to refuse to do a reading. If this happens, I will refund payment in full if it has already been made.

  • By booking a reading you confirm that you're familiar with and agree to my terms.

Refund policy

I have a 'no refunds' policy. This means that if I do your reading and it's not to your liking, I can't give you your money back. When you order from me, you're paying for my time and expertise. I truly appreciate your understanding.